sexta-feira, 18 de janeiro de 2008

Parent Tip: How not to laugh

It happens to everyone. Out of the blue, your child says something hilariously inappropriate like, "Mommy, you're weally PISSIN' ME OFF!" and your reaction will help determine the level of smart assedness in the kid's future. So what's a parent with a healthy sense of humor supposed to do?!

I read somewhere that it is hard to smile if your eyebrows are raised (assuming you're Boxtox-free). So while it might look freakish, I've learned that lifting the brows really, really high can buy you enough time run to the bathroom. There, running water can drown out the sounds of a convulsive laughing fit until you're able to pull yourself together and stop pissin' off the small fry.

From ParentDish

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